Hey you.
Yes, you.
You gotta buy this thing.
It’s efficient, powerful, sleek.
Horsepower! Gigabyte! Testosterone!
Look at this pretty lady.
Have you put two and two together yet?
Won't this make you happy?
Hey you.
No, you.
You’ve got a problem.
You’ve got a problem that’s causing you other problems.
Honestly, it's your…everything.
But we've got the solution for you!
With only four installments of $79.99…
Hey you.
Something on your mind?
You look like you got something to say.
Don’t tell anybody though, it's not worth it.
Control your emotions, tame them, bury them.
But when you log in, tell everybody.
“What’s on your mind?”
And you think, “Well, now that you ask...”
Great, type it here.
Other people, even strangers, will click click and tap tap.
Don't you feel heard now?
Hey you.
You got a fucking problem?
Then do something about it.
No, don't do that.
No, not that either.
Do it this way.
No wait, this way.
Actually, just shut up because everyone’s got their issues.
Hey you.
Are you bored?
Perhaps you aren’t working hard enough.
Perhaps you need more money.
Perhaps you need more time.
Or perhaps you need more fun?
Here's a fun thing in five minutes or less.
If you scroll, there's another fun thing.
Keep scrolling and you’ll never be bored.
With this little device you can always come back for more.
Hey you.
You look good.
You look like you’re still really trying.
I like that and I think that’s why I liked you.
I hope your thing goes well,
and I hope your partner brings you so much joy,
and your pet is cute as shit.
Welcome to these crazy United States,
and here you are, doing your best.
Ma(’)s Espacio 